Friday, March 19, 2004

A Year Ago Today, According to My Journal

(Italics indicates someone else transcribed this for me)
Justin's drunk talk --
When a girl is too skinny, it's like an engine knockin' together. It can injure your pelvis!

If you don't want a baby, the juices won't flow, but I wanna have 12 kids so I hope the juices flow!

Yup, that's right -- last night (18th) I was totally hammered. I drank about 400mLs of peach flavored vodka with about 1000mLs of 7up.

We were sitting in the movie room -- or whatever the hell it's called, just chillin fora bit, then I started to feel really sick -- went inot the bathroom and began to puke the crap out of my guts. I went into the bathroom around 1:30AM and was out a bit before 3:00AM.

Sitting on the floor in the bathroom, the toiled right between my legs -- the room was spinning very rapidly as though I were in some giant centrifuge. When I was feeling well enough I returned to my room.

It is important to note -- that while I was totally hammered I said that I was in love with Karen and Taruni (HAH). It was semi-entertaining being so drunk.

However, sitting on the bathroom floor at 2AM, I was convinced that I had alochol poisoning and was going to die -- I decided that I would never drink again which still sounds very appealing as my stomach is still a bit rocky as I write this.

/End of Journal

Wow that sounds like I had a lot of fun. It's all very accurate too as best I can recall. Good thing I kept a journal, otherwise my exciting adventures might not have been chronicled so well.

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Tuesday, March 16, 2004

From 50 Cent's That Ain't Gangsta

You got blown over the jack? (that ain't gangsta)
Your Man ran when you got clapped? (that ain't gangsta)
rockin' a vest with no gat? (that ain't gangsta)
you only a thug when you rap? (that ain't gangsta)
niggas jooked you for your track? (that ain't gangsta)
you ran to other thugs to get it back? (that ain't gangsta)
niggas ran off with your packs? (that ain't gangsta)
If you ain't bustin' ya gat (that ain't gangsta)

If that's true, then getting your nails done certainly can't be gangsta.

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Tuesday, March 09, 2004

Just obtained the new G-Unit album -- "Beg For Mercy." It's not bad. Distinctly influenced by Dre. It's hard, but not hard like so-hard-totally-ghetto-not-listenable, more like Tupac hard. I love that happy medium between hardcore and listenable.

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Tuesday, March 02, 2004

Boy girls sure can ball. Last night I was balling with some bitches from the basketball team and I was suprised at how tough those bitches are. I even got clawed in the face. Today I've got a beautiful cut across my nose and dubiously close to my right eye.

I think those chicks play better and harder than some guys I know.

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Monday, March 01, 2004

I just saw this movie the other day while I was skimming through the channels. It's called White Oleander and it's quite kickass. You wouldn't think I would like a movie called White Oleander, because it doesn't sound cool or anything, but it was. It was basically the story of an orphaned child (who was pretty cute though not in the common sense) passing through the system. Absolutely brilliant. See it if you can.

I also started reading again, which is quite rare for me. I'm currently reading the original and definitive cyberpunk novel Neuromancer, which is research for a novel that I've been working on for years, but as of yet, have been unable to complete. The back of Neuromancer reads: "... With a mirror-eyed girl street-samurai riding shotgun, he's ready for the silicon-quick, bleakly prophetic adventure that upped the ante on an entire genre of fiction."

Cool huh?

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