Thursday, September 09, 2004

This had me in stiches

As you all know, I'm a huge fan of www.urbandictionary.com, because people come up with some pretty hillarious stuff, though stupid it may be. I was adding my own definition of "john kerry" and "swiff boat," when I came across this defintinion of John Kerry:

"A flip-flopper. The oldest looking man to ever run for president. He earned 3 purple hearts from hardly being injured 3 times, and earned them primarily just to get out of Vietnam. Once he left 'Nam he flip-flopped and ragged on his fellow soldiers and even had the retardedness to throw his medals away (he claims that he threw away his ribbons, but the ribbons represent medals, so its the same thing). He desperately needs botox injections and looks very much like a talking tree from Lord Of The Rings. He is worshipped by people who aren't very intelligent and will get us taken over by China due to their unsupportingness of the military (dumb democrats). He launched an evil scheme to brainwash all teenagers that listen to alternative music and it worked out great due to the fact that most teenagers love the Rock Against Bush album. John Kerry is a flip-flopping flip-flopper.

So John Kerry walks into a bar and the bartender says to him, "Hey John, why the long face?""

And also:

"Democratic candidate for the office of President of the U.S. in the 2004 elections. Strongly resembles Herman Munster.

If John Kerry gets elected, they should play the theme song from the Munsters at his Inauguration."

I strongly suggest that everyone investigate www.urbandictionary.com to the fullest extent allowed by the law in your country (those under the iron fist of internet censorship, you know who you are).


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